quoting ?

i've been searching for funny quotes since this morning since benitta found 1
and its like interesting ? so i also find lah :)

~Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

~Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else ( =.=)

~If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

~In God we trust; all others must pay cash


even namely people can make quotes

~When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein


i'll post more in other post :))